I can't resist. We live about a hundred miles from there . . . what does one DO in Quartzsite?
You could always go to the nudist colony in the desert and enjoy the sunshine.
And unfortunately, I've had a change of plans. I'm staying up here in the Pacific Northwest this winter, since my son and his wife will be giving me a grand-baby in January.
I will keep occupied by searching for gold in the Liberty area, on the East side of the Cascades while I wait to become a Grandpa. I joined a prospecting club last weekend, which has several club claims I can go to to pan for gold. That was one of the things I was going to do in Quartzsite, anyway. (to answer the question of "What do you do in Quartzsite?")
I'll be cold and wet up here, but closer to family, so it's all good.