On this forum, I'm 102 (If you don't believe me, check my profile
I prefer not to disclose my real age because I'm in the witness protection program and, besides, it might give God ideas. However, I can truthfully say that I'm old enough to know better and too young to care.
To help everyone assess my true age, when I was born Truman was president and Pope Pius XII reigned. Although not a member, I've been eligible to join AARP for over a decade. According to a birthday mug I have
- A postage stamp was $0.03
- Gasoline was $0.29/gallon
- Milk was $0.23/quart
There. Did that help any?