Amazonian Talking Parrot
It seems that a single woman decided she needed a companion, so she bought an Amazonian talking parrot. Soon after bringing the parrot home, it started cursing like the proverbial sailor. Nothing she did would stop the parrot's persistent cursing. She went to her local veterinarian and explained the problem. He told her that every time the parrot started cursing, simply put it in the freezer for 15 seconds, and that would eventually fix the problem. She followed that advice the next time, and when the parrot was released from the freezer, it was suddenly very apologetic for the bad language, and said it would not happen again. Then it asked, "by the way, what did that turkey in there do ?"
2003 Ford F-350 V-10 Crew Cab 4WD Long Bed
2004 Jayco Designer Medallion 29 RLTS 5th wheel
Bill, Gayle, and Mindi (dachshund)
Retired at last !
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.