Bob the Chicken

[skymutt]

Bob the Chicken

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.'

Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got way too much to live for. Please send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a....chicken.'

Bob was devastated, but St. Peter explained that this was the only way he could return to the earth he knew.

Faced with that reality, he begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home...

The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

'Never,' said Bob.

Well, just relax and let it happen, 'says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he

experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third

egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife's voice....

"BOB, wake up! You just pooped in the bed!"

Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!

[Denise]

Poor Bob! LOL

[clutch]

That was good.

[Lady Fitzgerald]

Originally Posted by clutch

That was good.

Not if you're Bob's wife!

Reminds me of the guy who dreamed of eating a giant marshmallow. When he woke up, he couldn't find his pillow.