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Cheerios
Two little brothers,10 & 6, were sitting in their room one morning and the older boy looks at the 6 year old and says, "Today is the day we start cussing!" The older brother says, "When we go down for breakfast, I'll use the word HELL and you use the word ASS, ok?" The 6 year old nods and grins with agreement. Just then, their mother calls them down for breakfast. They sit down at the table and the mother asks, "Ok boys..what would you like for breakfast?". The older boy snickers at his little brother and says, "Oh HELL mom, I'll take Cheerios!". The mother freaks out and starts yelling at the older brother..chasing him up to his room..spanking his bottom the whole way as he cried his eyes out. She slams his bedroom door and screams, "AND DON'T YOU COME OUT UNTIL YOU LEARN SOME MANNERS!!!"
The angry mom stomps back downstairs and walks into the kitchen. The little 6 year old still sitting in his chair with a scared look on his face. The mother turns to him, and with a stearn angered voice says, "And what would YOU like for breakfast young man??!!" The little boy looks at his mom and says, "I don't know but you can bet your fat ASS it's not Cheerios!"
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