One dark and stormy night, three nuns traveling together died in a horrible bus crash.
On arriving at St. Peter's gate they were somewhat taken aback when St. Peter informed them that there would be an entrance exam.
"But we're nuns, surely there must be some mistake!" they protested.
"Well then," answered St. Peter "you should have an easy time of it."
With that St. Peter said, "Right, nun #1, 'How many commandments in the ten commandments?'".
Nun #1 answered, "Why ten of course!"
Lights flashed, bells rang and the gates swung open and in went nun #1 to heaven.
"Now, nun #2" said St. Peter, "how many of the twelve disciples were there?"
Nun #2 answered, "There were twelve disciples St. Peter."
Lights flashed, bells rang and the gates swung open and in went nun #2 to heaven.
"Okay, your turn nun #3," said St. Peter "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
Looking a little perplexed nun #3 murmered, "Mmmmmm, oooohhh, that's a hard one."
Lights flashed, bells rang and the gates swung open and in went nun #3 to heaven.