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Old 08-04-2011, 07:44 AM   #1
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Talking favorite bumper stickers...

"Illiterate? Write for a free brochure!"

...and...(From an anti-tourist group from years ago)

"Welcome to Colorado- Now Go Home."

Camping is just a relaxing way to practice for being homeless. :Flag:

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Old 08-04-2011, 11:40 AM   #2
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Old 08-04-2011, 02:55 PM   #3
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I used to have one that said, "I owe, I owe, so off to work I go." I'm boring now because I no longer owe nor work.
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Old 08-04-2011, 08:11 PM   #4
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I fight poverty, I work!
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Old 08-04-2011, 08:18 PM   #5
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Old 08-04-2011, 09:43 PM   #6
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Someone here has it in their sig -- "Forget World Peace - How about using a turn signal"
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Old 08-04-2011, 10:58 PM   #7
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My wife had a sticker on her car "All men are idiots, and I married their king!"

My mother, God rest her soul, was not amused.

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Old 08-05-2011, 10:01 AM   #8
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The top funny Bumper Stickers

4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!
A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
Answer my prayer -- steal this car.
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Back Off! I'm a Postal Worker
Back off! I'm not that kind of car.
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
CAUTION! - Driver legally blonde!
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to ticked off in 2.5 seconds
Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN
Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Driver carries no cash. Driver is married.
Forget About World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).
God is Coming and is she PISSED
Heavily medicated for your safety.
Hello, officer. Put it on my tab.
Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
Horn Broken Watch for Finger
I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.
I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.
I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun
I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
I am not a bum. My wife works!
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
I don't care, I don't have to.
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
I got a gun for my spouse, best trade I ever made.
I have a drink problem - I can't afford it.
I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
I is a college student.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
I love cats they taste like chicken
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!
I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell
I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember stuff).
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!
If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.
If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
If You Are Born Again Do You Have Two Belly Buttons ?
If you are not a hemorrhoid then get off my ass!
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!
Invest in America. Buy a Congressman!
It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!
Jesus is coming look busy.
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a dim-wit.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
Lord give me patience... But Hurry!
Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
My daughter turned down your honor student!
My other bumper sticker is funny.
My other car is a broom
My other car is also a piece of junk
Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most
Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason
Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing an idiot
Think this looks bad? You should see the front.
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
Work harder!! Millions on welfare are depending on you.
Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move
Your child may be an honors student, but You're still an idiot.
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Old 08-05-2011, 03:55 PM   #9
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Keep honking, I'm reloading
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Once had one that said, "I'd rather be fishing!"

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