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08-04-2011, 07:44 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: The Land of Lincoln.
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favorite bumper stickers...
"Illiterate? Write for a free brochure!"
...and...(From an anti-tourist group from years ago)
"Welcome to Colorado- Now Go Home."
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Camping is just a relaxing way to practice for being homeless. :Flag:
2009 JKU TV (Its a Jeep thing...you wouldn't understand!)
2000 Quest 8U PUP
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08-04-2011, 11:40 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Fayette Ridges of PA, USA
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"Let an electrician check your shorts"
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TV: 2009 GMC Sierra 2500HD | Crew Cab | Std. Box | 4WD | Duramax/Allison
RV: 2000 Jayco Eagle 266 | FBS | TT
PREVIOUS: 1986 Coleman Laramie pop-up -- Still in the family!!!
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08-04-2011, 02:55 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: AZ, SSA (Squabbling States of America)
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I used to have one that said, "I owe, I owe, so off to work I go." I'm boring now because I no longer owe nor work.
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Jeannie
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08-04-2011, 08:11 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Wedowee AL
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I fight poverty, I work!
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F250 HD 7.3 Diesel :)
31 Ft RLS Designer 5th Wheel :D
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08-04-2011, 08:18 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Forest
Posts: 634
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"Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill"
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08-04-2011, 09:43 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Germantown, TN
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Someone here has it in their sig -- "Forget World Peace - How about using a turn signal"
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08-04-2011, 10:58 PM
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Member
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Sewanee, TN
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My wife had a sticker on her car "All men are idiots, and I married their king!"
My mother, God rest her soul, was not amused.
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Richard and Laura Ray
Amateur Radio W4RLR
"The Green Goblin" 2008 F-250 Lariat CC SB, 6.4 liter automatic, 4x4"Love Shack" 1995 Jayco Eagle 277 RBSS fifth-wheel
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08-05-2011, 10:01 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Waukesha
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The top funny Bumper Stickers
4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!
A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
Answer my prayer -- steal this car.
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Back Off! I'm a Postal Worker
Back off! I'm not that kind of car.
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
CAUTION! - Driver legally blonde!
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to ticked off in 2.5 seconds
Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN
Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Driver carries no cash. Driver is married.
Forget About World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).
God is Coming and is she PISSED
Heavily medicated for your safety.
Hello, officer. Put it on my tab.
Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
Horn Broken Watch for Finger
I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.
I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.
I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun
I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
I am not a bum. My wife works!
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
I don't care, I don't have to.
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
I got a gun for my spouse, best trade I ever made.
I have a drink problem - I can't afford it.
I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
I is a college student.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
I love cats they taste like chicken
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!
I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell
I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember stuff).
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!
If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.
If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
If You Are Born Again Do You Have Two Belly Buttons ?
If you are not a hemorrhoid then get off my ass!
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!
Invest in America. Buy a Congressman!
It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!
Jesus is coming look busy.
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a dim-wit.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
Lord give me patience... But Hurry!
Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
My daughter turned down your honor student!
My other bumper sticker is funny.
My other car is a broom
My other car is also a piece of junk
Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most
Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason
Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing an idiot
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME
Think this looks bad? You should see the front.
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
Work harder!! Millions on welfare are depending on you.
Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move
Your child may be an honors student, but You're still an idiot.
YOU SAY I'M A JERK LIKE IT'S A BAD THING
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Rod and Linda
SE Wisconsin
2018 330RSTS
2015 Silverado 2500
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08-05-2011, 03:55 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Rising Sun, MD
Posts: 306
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Keep honking, I'm reloading
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2009 Ford F150 4x4 Super Cab, 2009 JayFlight 22FB
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08-05-2011, 07:14 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: AZ, SSA (Squabbling States of America)
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Once had one that said, "I'd rather be fishing!"
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Jeannie
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08-06-2011, 05:40 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Fayette Ridges of PA, USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Fitzgerald
Once had one that said, "I'd rather be fishing!"
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I have a license plate on the front of my truck (PA only has rear license plates) that reads:
"I'd rather be camping"
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TV: 2009 GMC Sierra 2500HD | Crew Cab | Std. Box | 4WD | Duramax/Allison
RV: 2000 Jayco Eagle 266 | FBS | TT
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08-06-2011, 10:56 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: AZ, SSA (Squabbling States of America)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FPM III
I have a license plate on the front of my truck (PA only has rear license plates) that reads:
"I'd rather be camping"
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AZ is the same way. My current front plate simply says, "Simply the Best." I have another one somewhere that says something like "Retired" in large letters and around the edges things like "No worries, no job, no money."
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Jeannie
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08-06-2011, 01:04 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Saskatoon Sask Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tafische
Someone here has it in their sig -- "Forget World Peace - How about using a turn signal"
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Now who would say that?:hihi:
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Seann
2004 Chev Silverado Duramax optioned past the max. 2009 Jayco Eagle 308 RLS 900watts of solar, Lithium batteries (400amp hour), 2000 watt (4000 surge) whole house inverter.
145days boondockinig in2023 2022/151 2021[/COLOR]
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08-06-2011, 04:32 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Germantown, TN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Seann45
Now who would say that?:hihi:
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Ha! I was close....always liked that one....
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08-06-2011, 06:04 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: NE Pa.
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Not bumper stickers but a few signs that hang in my garage/shop.
"This house guarded by shot gun three nights a week,.....you guess which three"
"Don't worry about the dog,......beware of the owner"
"If your found here tonight you'll be found here in the morning"
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Jayco 23B
"Some people are like slinkys,...they serve no purpose in life but they sure are fun to push down steps"
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08-07-2011, 08:12 AM
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Member
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Burton, New Brunswick, Canada
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If you won't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.
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TT 2014 Jayco Jayflight 28 BHBE
TV 2012 Nissan Titan Pro 4X
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08-07-2011, 10:18 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Saskatoon Sask Canada
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you will be carried by 6
I will be acquitted by 12
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Seann
2004 Chev Silverado Duramax optioned past the max. 2009 Jayco Eagle 308 RLS 900watts of solar, Lithium batteries (400amp hour), 2000 watt (4000 surge) whole house inverter.
145days boondockinig in2023 2022/151 2021[/COLOR]
93/2020,157/2019219/2018 206/2017,215/2016, 211/2015, 196/14, 247/13, 193/12
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08-07-2011, 07:37 PM
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Michigan
Posts: 9,424
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Usually found on the back of RV's:
"I'm spending my children's inheritance"
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2016 GM 2500HD 6.0L/4.10
2018 Jay Flight 24RBS
2002 GM 2500HD 6.0L/4:10 (retired)
2005 Jayco Eagle 278FBS (retired)
1999 Jayco Eagle 246FB (retired)
Reese HP Dual Cam (Strait-Line)
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08-08-2011, 05:44 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Highland, IL
Posts: 318
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Saw a sticker on the bumper of a camper that said
"I Go Where I'm Towed To"
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" Let us endeavor so to live, that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry." Mark Twain
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08-09-2011, 10:00 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Mostly the US
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rustic Eagle
Usually found on the back of RV's:
"I'm spending my children's inheritance"
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LOL... As we take our grandkids places that they otherwise wouldn't go (places where we took our kids years ago), I need one like that... ours would say:
"I'm spending my children's inheritance on their children"
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Denise, DH, grandkids, and two rescue pups
-2016 Jay Flight 29QBS Elite
-2016 Ford F-250 XLT 4x2, 6.2L EFI V8, 4.30 Elec Lock, Heavy duty Alt
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