Speaking of wives, somewhere I heard that a lady decided to host a white elephant party, and asked her guests to bring something that they no longer needed, but was too good to throw away. Of the 19 women that attended, 11 brought their husbands.
2003 Ford F-350 V-10 Crew Cab 4WD Long Bed
2004 Jayco Designer Medallion 29 RLTS 5th wheel
Bill, Gayle, and Mindi (dachshund)
Retired at last !
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.