Originally Posted by NY RVer
Did you end up wearing breakfast?
Yeah, but I was justified. A few days ago I saw a highway patrol car pull up behind me and light up. I took off, but a roadblock a few miles down the road got me. The cop comes up to the window and says, "A guy your age should know he can't outrun the radio. What were you thinking?"
I apologized and said, "My wife ran off with one of you guys a week ago and I thought he was bringing her back!"
Got off with a warning.