Obituary
Heard the following obituary for the Pillsbury Doughboy:
Last Saturday the Doughboy was interred in a lightly greased coffin, the gravesite piled high with flours.
Dozens of celebrities attended the services to pay their respects, including Hungry Jack, Mrs. Butterworth, Betty Crocker, Cap'n Crunch, and the California Raisins.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, lovingly describing the deceased as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
She went on to say that he was not really much of a smart cookie, as he wasted a lot of his dough on half-baked schemes. And although he was a little flaky at times, he was a crusty old man who was considered a positive roll model for millions of America's cooks.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, their children John Dough and Jane Dough, sister Dosey Dough, the one still in the oven, and his father Pop Tart.
Memorial contributions may be made directly to the family, as they are a bit short on dough after funeral expenses.
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