Went to the store a few days ago. Was only in there for a couple of minutes or so, but when I came out, there was a policeman standing there writing a parking ticket. I walked up to him and pleaded "I was only inside for a couple of minutes - how about giving me a break today ?" Ignoring me, he continued to write.
Being somewhat annoyed, I then called him a pencil-pushing dufus to his face. Taking a quick look at me, he finished the first ticket and proceeded to write another, this time for a bald tire. Then, becoming really upset, I told him his face resembled that of a horse. That prompted him to begin writing a third ticket, this time for an obstructed license plate.
I got more and more annoyed over a 20 minute period, but the more I said, the more tickets he wrote. But I didn't really care, as my car was parked around the corner.
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