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So, I went fishing recently...
...with three friends, Bob, Smitty & Lloyd. After an hour, the following conversation took place.
Bob: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Smitty: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Lloyd: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
My friends continue to fish when they realized that I had not said a word. So they asked me, "you haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Murff: "Easy, I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the missus a nudge and I said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear a Sweater."
Murff
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