Isn't it just weird how boiling water makes pasta soft, but eggs hard?
Ever notice all the devices looking for intelligent life are pointed to outer space?
The other day at a party my Apple lap top fell into the fondue, now it's a Mac n' cheese!
Some people are like clouds, when they disappear it's a beautiful day!
Back in my day Joker and Two Face were Batman villains, not the two presidential candidates!
The U.N. confiscated my potato gun, they said I couldn't have a weapon of mash destruction.
The other day my dog swallowed two pieces of string, when they came out they were tied together!
Everyone have a great Fourth and God Bless America! And thanks from the heart to all you Vets out there! See ya.
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