The Cowboy and St. Peter

[North of 49°]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s--- out of all of you!'"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."

[SecretCoveDave]

That's funny!

[havnfun]

Hahaha......good one.

[Tunce the traveler]

I like that one too and I'm going to pass it on.