Joke: Transcontinental Train Trip
A man and a woman -- a good looking redhead -- found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the woman reached up and tapped on the upper bunk.
"I'm terribly sorry to wake you, sir, but I'm awfully cold. Could you pop over to the closet and get me another blanket?"
"I have a another idea," he replied. "Just for tonight, would you like to pretend we're married?"
"Wow! That's a great idea!" she giggled.
"Good," he replied, turning back over. "Get your own darned blanket."
2015 White Hawk 20MRB
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