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Old 09-07-2016, 07:58 AM   #1
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Victoria's Secret

While snow birding in Florida a husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price. The more sheer the negligee, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes it back to their park model. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go and put it on and model it for him.

In the bedroom, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on. Instead, I'll do the modeling naked, return the negligee tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked in the hallway and strikes a pose.

The husband exclaims, "Good grief. You'd think for $500 they would at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

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Victoria's secret is they carry nothing in my size.
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Even if I told DW that one I would be shot!
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After delivering her catalogs for 38 years I wish Victoria would keep her secrets to herself.
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Victoria's Secret is that his name is actually Victor...
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Victoria's secret is that she's...................................HUNGRY!!!
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