Warning: *Elephant joke ahead

[Seann45]

Warning: *Elephant joke ahead: *What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? *Nothing... it just let out a little wine

[JonDirk]

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

A: Time to get a new fence.

[Lady Fitzgerald]

Where is that groan button?

[mike837go]

Why did the elephant wear red sneakers?

















The blue ones were in the wash.

[Lady Fitzgerald]

How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator?














By the footprints in the mashed potatoes.

[us71na]

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish, stomp, stomp, stomp, squish,stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?












An elephant with one wet sneaker.

[dzwiss]

Did you ever see an elephant fly?










It's about 3 feet long.

[Lady Fitzgerald]

Originally Posted by dzwiss

Did you ever see an elephant fly?










It's about 3 feet long.

Nope, but I saw a horse fly.

[ifallsguy]

Originally Posted by Lady Fitzgerald

Where is that groan button?

try this:

https://shar.es/1BbiW6

[Lady Fitzgerald]

Originally Posted by ifallsguy

try this:

Groan Sounds | Free Sound Effects | Groan Sound Clips | Sound Bites

FTFY.