So, there's these two guys from Saskatoon who are freezing their keesters off in February, and they decide to get out of town.
Stopping at the travel agency, they said, "Give us two tickets to the hottest place on earth."
Three days later, they arrive in Alice Springs, in the middle of Australia's Northern Territory. They arrive dressed in typical Canuk garb, looking extremely out of place.
One of the locals walks up to them and asks, in a thick Aussie accent, "Ga day, mates! Ow ya goin!" Our two Saskatonians respond like deer in headlights. He tries again, "So where're you blokes from?" The Canadians respond simultaneously, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan!"
The Aussie cocks his head then walks back to his table. His mates ask him "So, where're they from?" to which he replies, "Maybe 50 Ks south of Woop Woop, I don't know, they don't speak English!"