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02-13-2014, 03:12 PM
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Granted.....threebutchers has traded your rain for his 12" new snow......
I wish hair would start growing on my head again and stop growing out my...................
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02-13-2014, 03:18 PM
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Granted, but you have to declare bankruptcy on account of all the combs, brushes and shampoo you have to now buy.
I wish this forum would increase my six figure salary here so I could give up working for a living.
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02-13-2014, 03:38 PM
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Granted....to supplement your enormous salary, the JOF Foundation will now pay you a bonus of $1,000 each time you use the word "gasconading" in a responding to any post on the JOF....
I wish government services were worth the money they tax you for......
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02-13-2014, 09:22 PM
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Granted but that added convience increases your already high taxes
I wish I wasnt sleeping on the couch again tonight due to the HVAC died in half the house (burrrrr.....)
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02-14-2014, 06:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by exjay1
I wish I wasnt sleeping on the couch again tonight due to the HVAC died in half the house (burrrrr.....)
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Granted....the house is warm and toasty after a $5,000 Heat Pump overhaul....but you're still sleeping on the couch after that joke you made about your mother-in-law
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I wish it was Saturday already!
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02-14-2014, 11:54 AM
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Granted, it's Saturday and your still working!
I wish it was Friday.
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02-15-2014, 09:02 AM
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Granted......back to Friday for you.
I wish it would stop snowing (again)
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02-17-2014, 09:42 PM
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Granted....The blizzard of the milleneum has finally ended after dumping 12 feet of snow and 2 feet of glacial ice across the entire continent to be followed by 1 year of sub arctic temperatures where the highs will be -40 on the warmest of days.
I wish I lived on the perfect fishing lake stocked with the finest fresh water game fish in the world, where jet-skis are prohibited and nothing bigger than a 15 hp motor is allowed on boats no bigger than 18', across the street from a perfect, not too difficult golf course, and the weather is 75-80 every day of the year with an average 320 days of sunshine.
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02-18-2014, 04:24 PM
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Granted. But the finest gamefish turn into bloodthirsty piranha and snakeheads due to global warming, you are attacked and must be rescued by a fleet of 19' jet skis with 400 hp engines. You make it to the golf course only to be pursued by Lake Placid type mutated crocodiles and shoot 200 over par, and your caddy and clubs are eaten. The perfect weather and sunshine only contributes to the mayhem, making the beasts more active. Whew, did I cover all your wishes?
I wish the next wish is easier to grant!
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02-18-2014, 05:21 PM
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Granted
I wish.............
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02-18-2014, 05:58 PM
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Granted, you have nambarc as an irritant for life.
I don`t wish......
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02-18-2014, 06:30 PM
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Granted....Your Publishers Clearing House check for $1,000,000 will go to your neighbor, instead
I wish someone would pay me six figures to be an RV tire tester
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02-20-2014, 07:52 PM
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Granted, a Chinese trailer tire bomb explodes during your test and your Jayco goes in orbit.
I wish I had steamed crabs for supper.
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02-21-2014, 04:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crabman
I wish I had steamed crabs for supper.
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Granted....but instead of calling in your order to the "Crab King" Restaurant...we dialed the "Hong Kong King" Restaurant by mistake......enjoy your steamed Labs (woof)
I wish that my concept for a reality TV series called "Camping neighbors from the pit of hell" gets picked up by the Travel Channel soon [ATTACH][/ATTACH]
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03-03-2014, 02:34 PM
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Gwanted. But Namby must be the star of the new show.
Me wishes dat Crabman guy would loosen this tight forum up so I could really speak me mind.
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03-04-2014, 06:40 AM
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Granted... now.... the and go off.....
(hmmmm....I guess there are some wishes we can't grant here on the JOF......[ATTACH][/ATTACH])
I wish I'd never heard the phrase "polar vortex"
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03-04-2014, 10:34 AM
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Granted, but its only because you have been comatose all Winter.
Wish I could do algebraic equations like nambarc. That`s one smart dude.
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04-16-2014, 09:12 PM
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I wish I knew how this thread got bumped today when the last post was 3-4-2014!!!!!
SOMETHINGS ROTTEN IN NAMBARC!
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04-17-2014, 04:46 PM
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Granted, Nambarc comes out with a new line of cologne, making millions.
I wish the belly pan on my truck would quit falling off, tomorrow will be the 5th time back to the dealer.
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04-17-2014, 06:34 PM
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Granted....your belly pan is now safely secure! Please stop running over Chevys!!!!!
I wish I could open my wallet and find a $1,000 bill.... (thanking my wish granter in advance!)
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