The wish game

[nambarc]

Not granted, not even considered.

I wish Lucky Duck was a moderator here so I could declare open season

[LuckyDuck]

Not granted, but it doesn’t seem to matter anyway with Nambarc.

I wish the NBA playoffs started tomorrow so I could watch my Kings finally play in them.

[TaftCoach]

Granted. But technical difficulties will interrupt the coverage during the final ten seconds of a triple overtime, deciding game.

I wish I was back in my Bulls season ticket seats during either of the threepeats™️*

*Pat Riley did not give me permission to use his trademark.

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but it was only a one-peat as the team was hit by Covid after that and it’s leading scorer was Craig Hodges at 4 ppg.

I wish I could get tickets to an NBA game without having to mortgage my house.

[Crabman]

Granted but you have to sell your beloved Jayco instead.

I wish I could see a good old fashioned NASCAR race.

[Happy wife / happy life]

Originally Posted by Crabman

Granted but you have to sell your beloved Jayco instead.

I wish I could see a good old fashioned NASCAR race.

Granted! But you will have to make a time machine and go back to 1986. I wish the fleet manager at my Chevy dealership would call and say he found the truck I want.

[Murff]

Granted, but he misunderstood you and he found you a 1987 Silverado that has half of the stuff your 1986 GMC has. Being the fleet manager, he did also offered you a fleet enema.

I wish I could sell junk on eBay and people would pay stupid prices for it all.

Murff

[nambarc]

Granted but the stupid prices are opposite of what you want. Average selling price one cent.

I wish I had a chauffeur for my new Tiffin Motor home.

[TaftCoach]

Granted but he was Willie Nelson's driver and you have a border checkpoint ahead.

I wish my improv group had a show this week.

[LuckyDuck]

Granted, but you won’t find out about it until seconds beforehand. That’s why they call it improv.

I wish we could get a week of just nice balmy weather.

[Murff]

Granted but you are now in Nicaragua and the malaria mosquito season just started.

I wish the younger generations spoke dinosaur so we could communicate better

[TaftCoach]

Granted, but now you know they are pretty damn smart, empathetic, and can't complain like everyone else about them.

I wish folks actually knew what high school is like instead of listening to whatever urgent message crosses their social media feed.

[LuckyDuck]

Granted. We’re all back in high school, pimples and all.

I wish Mother Nature could cure her multiple personality disorder. We’ve had rain, snow, sunshine and wind in just five hours.

[Murff]

Granted but she has just entered menopause while having her last cycleand the weather is going to be a b!+c#!

I wish for an early spring and death to the Ground Hog.

Murff

[nambarc]

Granted. But the groundhog had a litter of 12 before dying and they are haunting you now.

I wish I had a new Sooper Dooty F 550

[TaftCoach]

Granted. It's a Ford, what could go wrong? ��

I wish that didn't remind me of a 105 mile tow trip in a F550 at 50 mph with my truck on the flatbed and my TT behind.

[nambarc]

Granted under my hypnosis you have forgot everything and have become a Star Trek Borg.

I wish had a new Japanese yacht.

[LuckyDuck]

Granted. It’s origami, though, and sinks the minute it gets wet.

I wish I had an American yacht in a sunny Caribbean harbor.

[Murff]

Granted but it's in a hostile country's Caribbean Harbor and the junta just took possesion of your yacht.

I wish March was as short as February.

[Crabman]

Granted. I just don't know how though. Perhaps nambarc has an idea....

I wish I was going on a cruise.