The wish game

[Threebutchers]

Granted.....wishes, wishes, wishes

I'm still wishing for my overdue CW order to arrive

[Heady]

Granted, until you open the box and find that you transposed the part number.

I wish I could find a better place for lunch near my office.

[Crabman]

Granted, but the burgers they serve that are so good are really road kill, mostly coons and possum. Yummy.

Wish I had a new Jayco Pinnacle and a Dirtymax dually to pull it.

[Threebutchers]

Originally Posted by Crabman

Wish I had a new Jayco Pinnacle and a Dirtymax dually to pull it.

Granted....we are cooking your order now.....it's almost done



I wish these annoying hairs would stop growing out of my ears...

[Heady]

Granted, you then received your case of ear hair remover that was non-returnable.

I wish I could get off this conference call.

[Crabman]

Granted, you are struck by a meteor thus ending the call, and everything else.


Wish My aforementioned new Pinnacle and Dirtymax were not burnt to a crisp.

[3firetrucks]

Granted, but your new Pinnacle and Dirty Max burned to dust.

I wish, the local Mountains had more snow for boarding.

[Crabman]

Granted, but you are buried in an avalanche and not found for 10,000 years.

I wish your mountains had this snow that`s coming here tonite.

[Threebutchers]

Granted....but where is "here"? Is "here" a state of mind, your own utopia....a street number, Longtitide / Latitude, postal code or personal space?

I wish people would be MORE specific.....I'm a wish granter, not a telepath [ATTACH][/ATTACH]

[Crabman]

Granted, here is more specific:




I wish I had some new snow boots and snow shovel

[Threebutchers]

GRANTED..................YOU"LL NEED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!! (Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery)


I wish _______________________ .

[Crabman]

Granted.

I wish some of our members did not look like a Donk.

[krackeer]

granted...now YOU will have to join another forum

I wish Jayco offered a fifteen year warranty

[Locky66]

Granted. Jayco just became the best selling travel trailer of all time.

I wish my wife would give me more back rubs.

[Camper_bob]

Granted. But then she gets arthritis in her hands; no more back rubs

I wish today was April 16th.

[Heady]

Granted, but then you realize that you forgot to file your taxes.

I wish I didn't just drop my lunch on my white shirt and I have a client meeting in 30 minutes.

[Redhorse 823]

Granted now you noticed you don't have a shirt for your meeting

I wish the State of the Union Address was more factual and less dreamy...

[Crabman]

Not granted, this pic proves it:



Wish I had not watched the State of the Union.

[Threebutchers]

Granted.....it's now factual....but everyone gets depressed and commits mass suicide. (18 Trillion in debt - you gotta be kidding me!)

I wish that Chinese was easier to learn so I'll have a leg up when they take over....

[RDUBYA448]

Granted, but hostile aliens from another galaxy intervene during the Chinese coup & they take over, vaporizing anyone that speaks Chinese.

I wish work was a heck of a lot more exciting!