Need a dutch oven joke recipe.

[Jagiven]

I need a joke recipe for a boyscout cooking demo. It has to be something we can show off.

The last one was called a "heart healthy meal". We had a Dutch oven in the back, and we made it look like we were cooking, turned the lid and pot when we did the others. When all done and we opened it for the judges it was full of Cheerios. It was good for a lot of laughs. Now we want to top it.

Any ideas?

[norty1]

2 years later, How did it turn out?

[Jagiven]

Didn't do a Dutch oven. Instead I showed up, driving my 26 Model T, with a exhaust manifold cooker. Told everyone I was making "Backfire Valves and Exhaust Steaks" would not let anyone see it, until judging.

When I opened the cooker, it was hot dogs and beans.

[norty1]

Originally Posted by Jagiven

Didn't do a Dutch oven. Instead I showed up, driving my 26 Model T, with a exhaist manifold cooker. Told everyone I was making "Backfire Valves and Exhaust Steaks" would not let anyone see it, until judging.

When I opened the cooker, it was hot dogs and beans.

A rose by any other name!