Originally Posted by Timberghost
...In upper michigan we are lucky to have three months in a row of camping lol.
Our relatives in the Soo say that if we aren't there for July 4th we missed summer. It is well worth heading north for camping. You have some beautiful places to visit. vic
So a Yooper (U - per = a resident of Upper Michigan) is driving in lower Michigan and gets pulled over by a cop. There's always a bit of upper - lower stuff involved.
As he is talking to him about why he was pulled over the cop is swatting at some flies buzzing around his head.
The Yooper comments that those circle flies he was swatting can be a real pain.
Cop, "Circle flies? Why circle flies?"
Yooper, "Well... up north they always circle around the horse's hind end."
Cop, "HEY!!! I'm not stupid. You're calling me a horse's a$$ aren't you."
Yooper, "No sir, I would never do that.... Sure is hard to fool them flies though."