Greasing My RV suspension
Proper steps in preparation to greasing any piece of machinery/equipment.
Step 1: Find grease gun, pull spring loaded handle, open gun, remove old grease cartridge.
Step 2: Open new grease cartridge, insert into grease gun body just in time for the spring-loaded handle to dislodge and shoot the grease cartridge like a missile across the garage.
Step 3: Retrieve grease cartridge and repeat steps 1 & 2. With grease gun loaded, proceed to step 4.
Step 4: Pump approx. one cup grease into one hand, rub hands together until both are well coated with grease.
Step 5: Rub grease coated hands over every inch of body and cloths.
Step 6: Go to your toolbox and remove and touch every tool in it.
Step 7: While touching the tools, when you get to the claw hammer, utilize the claws to strike two knuckles on each hand to peel the skin off. (The claws are spaced exactly right for this task)
Step 8: Go to you truck, set in the seat, and rub the steering wheel.
Step 9: You now ready to grease any piece of machinery/equipment!