The posts I like the best ...

[Hattie]

This is a compliment to all of you who start threads or add posts with a sense of humor. A measure of success is to have a reader chuckle out load or to have them relate your post to their significant other. Kudos to all of you for making my day better!

On the flip-side, it is easy to get our knickers-in-knots. Some of us (myself included) occasionally get too far down in the weeds or take things too seriously ... guess we just need to take a deep breath, dig ourselves out of the rat-hole, and inject a bit of a smile into our contributions.

[Clayton4971]

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[WVDusty]

Well said 😂😂😂😂

[norty1]

Agree whole hardily. Life's to short to let much of anything tie us in knots.

[SecretCoveDave]

My shorts were in a knot once when I was younger. I realized it was more uncomfortable for me than for anyone else; and gave up the practice.

As I have aged I become more thankful for that decision every day.

[Hitch Pin]

Right on !!!!

[Bsikes]

Originally Posted by SecretCoveDave

My shorts were in a knot once when I was younger. I realized it was more uncomfortable for me than for anyone else; and gave up the practice.

As I have aged I become more thankful for that decision every day.

Well said!

[nambarc]

me likes funny posts too, but not everyone appreciates me sense of humor, especially that mean old Crabman dude.

[norty1]

Originally Posted by nambarc

me likes funny posts too, but not everyone appreciates me sense of humor, especially that mean old Crabman dude.

nambarc, you are the one who puts knots in shorts!

[ninjahbob]

Great Post hattie!!

[hoppers4]

[Murff]

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good crap."



21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh crap, what the hell happened?"

Bonus: 26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it too

[hoppers4]

Sheesh, you caught me doin all the above Murff!

[sask934]

Originally Posted by Murff

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good crap"

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh crap, what the hell happened?"

Bonus: 26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it too

Great, thanks a lot I thought that I had grown up finally only to read your list and find out that I was wrong.....oh well some day I may grow up!

[Arefbee]

I may get older, but not mature-er.

[Camper_bob]

# 26; busted