You Know Your Over 65 When

[bdreinv]

When you do more stupid stuff than at 50! Lots more like when I filled fresh water tank, and forgot to switch switches to fill.LOL

[Woodworker]

When CRS kicks in and you can't remember what you had for lunch the day before or you have multiple sticky notes on the counter with notes to remind you to do things

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[norty1]

Senior Moments

1. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the
way much faster now.

2. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers.
Now they drink like their fathers.

3. You know that “thingy” little feeling you get when you really
like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

4. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the“John” and
renamed it the “Jim” I feel so much better saying I went
to the Jim this morning.
5. Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I
thought “nap time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it
feels like a small vacation.

6. The biggest lie I tell myself is...”I don’t need to write that
down, I’ll remember it.”

7. I don’t have gray hair; I have “wisdom highlights.”
I’m just very wise.

8. Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining
order is just a piece of paper.

9. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have
placed them on my knees

10. Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just
going to transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?

11. Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

12. At my age “getting lucky” means walking into a room and
actually remembering what I came in there for.

13. I am what is called a “Seenager”(senior teenager). I
have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years
later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance
every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license and my own car. I have an ID
that gets me into bars and the whiskey store. The people I hang
around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

[Tunce the traveler]

When you pass on lifetime Warrantys

[Witt74]

When you renew your driver's license and have to think about the 8 year renew option.(Not 65 yet, but closing in on it!)