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A Few Chuckles
Doctor Jones:
While taking a clinical history from an elderly patient, I asked, “How’s your love life?”
“I don’t know,” he said. “I’ll ask my wife.”
He got up, walked into the hallway where his wife was sitting, and shouted,
“Hey, the doctor wants to know if we still have sex.”
His wife shouted back, “No, the only thing we have is Medicare and Blue Cross.”
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Must Be Old
The other day I got carded at the liquor store. While I was taking out my ID, my old Blockbuster card fell out.
The clerk shook his head, said, “Never mind,” and rang me up.
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What Good Old Days?
I asked my 91-year-old father, “Dad, what were your good old days?”
His thoughtful reply: “When I wasn’t good, and I wasn’t old.”
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Snow Fall
On the phone with my 93-year-old brother in Wisconsin, and I told him I thought it was time he paid someone to shovel snow for him.
He suddenly grew indignant.
“Why should I pay someone to shovel?” he demanded. “I can get my son to do it. He’s only 70!”
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At The Movies
Two old guys, Fred and Sam went to the movies. A few minutes after it started, Fred heard Sam rustling around and he seemed to be searching on the floor under his seat.
"What are you doing?" asked Fred.
Sam, a little grumpy by this time, replied "I had a caramel in my mouth and it dropped out. I can't find it."
Fred told him to forget it because it would be too dirty by now.
"But I've got to", said Sam, "my teeth are in it!"
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Older But Not Bothered
When the new activities director for the rec center walked in, all us retirees quickly took notice. She was 20-something, statuesque, and gorgeous.
My buddy whispered, “She makes me wish I was 30 years older.”
“Don’t you mean 30 years younger?” I asked.
“No. If I were 30 years younger, I’d still never have a chance with a woman like that. If I were 30 years older, it wouldn’t bother me so much.”
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Murff
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Murff
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