Badly explain your hobby

[Vaquero]

Originally Posted by dewey02

My job:
I walk great distances, stopping periodically to gaze through a prism and record information onto a cardboard sheet. Sometimes I take a squirt-type gun along and shoot it at objects of my attention. Other people follow after me (several months later) and gather the objects of my interest and take them to places where they are made into smaller pieces, some very large, some about the size of a silver dollar, and some ground up very small. Most people are routinely surrounded by these objects (in one form or another) whether you are inside your house, your trailer, or if you are outside. Who am I and what are the objects?

Forester.
Or whatever it's called.
You pick out trees for logging.

[TaftCoach]

I enjoy helping young people learn to launch a projectile on the perfect trajectory to avoid problems and reach their goal. Eventually if I am successful they will need to do this less and less.

[Vaquero]

Originally Posted by TaftCoach

I enjoy helping young people learn to launch a projectile on the perfect trajectory to avoid problems and reach their goal. Eventually if I am successful they will need to do this less and less.

Golf coach?

[secal48]

Originally Posted by TaftCoach

I enjoy helping young people learn to launch a projectile on the perfect trajectory to avoid problems and reach their goal. Eventually if I am successful they will need to do this less and less.

Let's see. Golf, baseball, basketball, volleyball. Just a little generic.

[TaftCoach]

Golf is the only sport where the object is to play less. 😊

[North of 49°]

Wow, some good ones here. I never would have figured them out. Since some posters put their jobs in here, here's mine.

I speak to people who command me to take their possessions. I pass this information on to others who use a method of conveyance to travel to those locations and ensure that this happens, and then bring those possessions back to me. I then pass those possessions on to someone else who does the exact same thing. I also do the complete opposite, where the procedure is reversed.

[dewey02]

Moving company?
Or a garbage collector with the motto of "Satisfaction guaranteed or DOUBLE your garbage back"

[Lolead]

Dewey02 you are EXACTLY right. I have been building/restoring old cars, custom cars, and hot rods for nearly 40 years. I have enjoyed all the folks I have met. Hope I can continue although age sometimes makes me enjoy the building less !

[North of 49°]

Originally Posted by dewey02

Moving company?
Or a garbage collector with the motto of "Satisfaction guaranteed or DOUBLE your garbage back"

Sort of. Dispatcher for a trucking company.

[jaydub]

Originally Posted by North of 49°

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I acquired a product that a multi-billion dollar company spent a ridiculous amount of money on design and manufacturing from numerous professional engineers and technicians... I took said product home and used my 'common sense and experience' to modify it with a cutting torch and welder, and thousands of dollars of 'upgraded' parts. On a regular basis, I take this newly 'fixed' toy through some of the roughest terrain I can find - usually until it breaks. Then I take it home and repeat the process.

[Wrascal]

Originally Posted by TaftCoach

Golf is the only sport where the object is to play less. 😊

What about a firearms instructor? More rounds to center of mass?

[dewey02]

Originally Posted by jaydub

I acquired a product that a multi-billion dollar company spent a ridiculous amount of money on design and manufacturing from numerous professional engineers and technicians... I took said product home and used my 'common sense and experience' to modify it with a cutting torch and welder, and thousands of dollars of 'upgraded' parts. On a regular basis, I take this newly 'fixed' toy through some of the roughest terrain I can find - usually until it breaks. Then I take it home and repeat the process.

This? Or something like it?

[jaydub]

Originally Posted by dewey02

This? Or something like it?

Winner! Only this is mine...