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Be careful what you ask for
A guy stops at a bar, orders his drink, and hears piano music. He looks around and sees a tiny person standing on a chair, arms overhead barely reaching the keys. He asks the bartender what’s that all about. Bartender says that’s the worlds smallest piano player - 1 foot tall. Guy says that’s weird, where did he come from. Bartender points behind him and says that fancy bottle on the top shelf is a magic lantern, I made a wish and that’s what the genie gave me.
Guy says I don’t believe that. Bartender sets the lantern in front of him and says make a wish. In a few moments there are ducks everywhere you can see. Guy says that’s ridiculous I wished for a million bucks and it looks like the genie gave me a million ducks. Bartender says I think the genie is hard of hearing; You don’t think I wished for a 12 inch pianist do you?
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