Cowboy Guide To Life

[JimD]

1. Don’t squat with your spurs on.

2. Always drink upstream from the herd.

3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is quit diggin’.

[Campingteacher79]

4. Always call someone older than you “sir” or “ma’am”

5. Remove your hat when indoors.

[Siamese]

Never smack a man who's chewing tobacco.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering another man's dog around.

[Racinforthefinish]

Build your fences horse high, pig tight and bull strong.

[THE MEEKER]

If you’re in Berkeley CA., it must be renamed the “Cowperson guide to life.” No wait a minute, that won’t work. A cow is a female animal and we must be gender neutral here. Let’s see, how about “Bovineperson guide to life.” I know this is bull$hit!. Oh oh, can’t say that! A bull is a male, Now how am I going to fix this? “Uncastrated Bovine $hit?” I don’t think that will work either. We must be inclusive to everyone!

https://www.latimes.com/california/s...from-city-code

[JimD]

Mongo likes beans!

Definitely a classic western.

[JFlightRisk]

https://www.latimes.com/california/s...from-city-code[/QUOTE]

Seriously?? I mean SERIOUSLY????