Crash in the kitchen

[harryjr]

I was headed for the kitchen the other morning when I heard a loud crash. Rushing into the kitchen I found that my wife had passed out and dropped the coffee pot. For a moment I panicked. Then my years of training as a firefighter/EMT kicked in..... Hell, I'll just pick up some donuts, stop by the firehouse and have coffee with the guys. I can buy a new coffee pot on the way home.

[TaftCoach]

Lol

[Thomson]

I got a used Remington 512 in .270 for my wife. Good trade.

[travelingjw]

Dare you yo show that to your wife... I did and mine laughed! Next morning dhe spilled the coffee and waited to see what I was going to fo.

[Marcm157]

My wife knows that if she ever passes out she better be sure she doesn't drop the coffee or the Tito's...

[herewego]

Take it your not Married ( any longer ) !

[The Gritz Carlton]

A Florida State Trooper got behind me with lights on...I stomped.on the gas up to 110MPH for about 20 miles. He wouldn't quit so I decided to just stop. He asked me..."if you can give me a good reason for speeding that I've never heard before I'll let you go". I told him..."my wife ran off with a state trooper 5 years ago...I just thought it was you, trying to bring her back".

[JohnK]

:rofl: