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Old 02-01-2012, 04:31 PM   #1
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Deaf wife

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and
he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor
to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband
could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away
from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he
was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see
what happens."


Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response..

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from
his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.


Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet
from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"


Again no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away..
"Honey, what's for dinner?"


Again there is no response.


So he walks right up behind her... "Honey, what's for dinner?"


(I just love this)








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Good one
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I think I am that guy!! Loud 80's music and shotguns did my hearing in.
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I think I am that guy!! Loud 80's music and shotguns did my hearing in.
It's a wonder I'm not deaf. I went to a movie last night and I had to wear ear plugs (yes, I carry them in my purse).
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Old 02-01-2012, 09:37 PM   #5
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EHHHHHH....did you say something, Ethyl?
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