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Old 06-19-2018, 01:06 PM   #1
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Two hillbillies lived across the river from each other and constantly feuded. John would always throw rocks across the river at Clarence. Then one day a bridge was built. John was elated; he told his wife he could now cross the river to whup Clarence. He left the house, but returned shortly. His wife asked why — didn’t he intend to cross the bridge and whup Clarence? John replied he had never seen Clarence up close and didn’t realize his size until he reached the bridge and saw the sign: “CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN”.
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Two hillbillies lived across the river from each other and constantly feuded. John would always throw rocks across the river at Clarence. Then one day a bridge was built. John was elated; he told his wife he could now cross the river to whup Clarence. He left the house, but returned shortly. His wife asked why — didn’t he intend to cross the bridge and whup Clarence? John replied he had never seen Clarence up close and didn’t realize his size until he reached the bridge and saw the sign: “CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN”.
Had to read that one to the wife
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This one made me laugh out loud.
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Two hillbillies lived across the river from each other and constantly feuded. John would always throw rocks across the river at Clarence. Then one day a bridge was built. John was elated; he told his wife he could now cross the river to whup Clarence. He left the house, but returned shortly. His wife asked why — didn’t he intend to cross the bridge and whup Clarence? John replied he had never seen Clarence up close and didn’t realize his size until he reached the bridge and saw the sign: “CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN”.
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