Holiday Awareness

[Seann45]

Holiday Awareness



Out before the holidays? Be safe always.



Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and

the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23%of traffic accidents are alcohol related.



This means that the remaining 77% are caused by the $##@&^*% who drink bottled water,

Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and stuff like that.



Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.



This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety

[Lady Fitzgerald]

Actually, those hyped up on energy drinks are just about as dangerous as the drunks.

I only drink water and caffeine free diet Coke when I'm driving so watch out when I'm on the road!