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Hospital Adventure
Subject: Hospital Adventure
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his
mouth.
A female student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash
your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the
covers...
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in
the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look magnificent."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
thank you very much. that was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely : "Are-
My - Test - Results - Back?"
Murff
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Murff
2015 White Hawk 20MRB (It's last year)
2017 F150 2.7 Eco Boost 3.73 Gears
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