How To Find Inner Peace ~~ by Dr. Phil

[Murff]

I'm passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

You have no idea how good I feel right now.

Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

Murff

[hoppers4]

That's too funny! I gotta go find some inner peace now.

[John from Central Florida]

Awesome! Good ole Dr. Phil and Dr. Murff!

arty

[TheB2B]

I have a half a bottle of bourbon, half a bottle of whiskey and open bottle of scotch, this is going to be fun.