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Old 10-31-2019, 04:03 PM   #1
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(Humor) Maybe this has been posted here before...

...but may be worth another read?

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My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.

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We had to have the garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since...

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I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.

The reason: 'Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

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IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.

My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

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I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

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The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee.....

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When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a
service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
STAY ALERT!

They walk among us, they breed, and they vote…....

Scary, huh?

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Old 10-31-2019, 06:01 PM   #2
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Yes, very scary!

This past July I stopped at a local vegetable stand to buy a couple dozen ears of corn.

When I asked the girl behind the counter how much the corn was she said, $5.00 a dozen, $2.00 a half dozen.

So I said, “I’ll take four half dozen.”

She bagged them up for me and I paid her $8.00.

No clue!
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Old 10-31-2019, 06:34 PM   #3
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How sad to believe there are people like that in the world. Reminds me of the time I was training a new electronic tech in the field. He had a BA degree so I assumed he had knowledge of some sort. I told him to go measure the voltage at a wall outlet. His question to me - AC or DC.

If you know anything about electronics or electricity, you will get my concern,
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Old 10-31-2019, 08:43 PM   #4
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My DW loves the little peti four ice cakes at Publix. Last anniversary I went to the Publix Bakery and ordered a dozen. She ask me how many and I again said a dozen. She just stood there with a confused look on her face. I then realized she didn't know what a dozen was so I said twelve and she said ok.
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Thanks!

Thanks guys, enjoyed this in between throwing candy at the kids!!
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Thanks, Murff. You always come up with some good ones.
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