Italian Poker Club
THE ITALIAN POKER CLUB
Six retired Italian Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo
clubhouse when Guido loses $1,000 on a single hand, clutches his
chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue
playing, but they play standing up.
At the end of the game, Giovanni looks around and asks, "So, who's
gonna' tell his wife?"
To settle the matter they cut the cards.
Pasquale picks the low card and has to carry the news.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion
is my middle name. Leave it to me!"
So, Pasquale goes over to the Guido's condo, and knocks on the door.
The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?
Pasquale declares: "Your husband just lost $1,000 in a poker game
and is afraid to come home."
"Tell that SOB to drop dead!" screams the wife.
"I'll go tell him right now." says Pasquale.
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