A bank is a place that'll lend you money, if you can prove you don't need it.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A computer may beat you at chess, but will be no match at kick boxing.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell you when he's really in trouble.
And for the die hard campers...
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire???