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Lie clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clock's behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, meaning she's never told a lie."
"Incredible!" said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his lifetime."
"Where's Obama's clock?" asked the man.
St. Peter answers, "His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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