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Old 11-30-2015, 04:49 PM   #1
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Lie clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clock's behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, meaning she's never told a lie."

"Incredible!" said the man.

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his lifetime."

"Where's Obama's clock?" asked the man.

St. Peter answers, "His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Old 11-30-2015, 07:25 PM   #2
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Hey. This is supposed to be the joke section not the fact section. :-)
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Old 11-30-2015, 08:53 PM   #3
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Hahaha! Last time I heard that it was about Bush. Time before that it was Clinton. Like heaven, this joke is "timeless."
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Old 11-30-2015, 09:12 PM   #4
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You could fill the blank with any politician...
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Old 11-30-2015, 11:02 PM   #5
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Old 12-01-2015, 07:25 AM   #6
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Many years ago there was a cartoon in a local newspaper during the Presidential election year in which
Mr. A asked Mr. B who he was going to vote for?
Mr. B replied he wasn't sure and then asked Mr. A who he was going to vote for?
Mr. A also replied that he wasn't sure but added


I'm just glad they both can't get in there together.
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If a politicians lips are moving he is.... FIBBING...
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Got a chuckle yesterday when one of the talking heads (commentator) observed that fact-checking a politician is sometimes like picking-up after a dog with a distressed stomach ...
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