Lie Detector Robot

[Murff]

A father buys a lie detecting robot that slaps someone when he or she lies. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. "Where were you last night?"

The son replies, "I was at the library." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I was at a friend’s house."

"Doing what?" asks the father.

"Watching ‘Toy Story’." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, it was porn!" cries the son.

The father yells, "What? When I was your age, I didn’t know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father.

The mother laughs sarcastically and says, "He certainly is your son!" The robot slaps the mother.

ROBOT FOR SALE!

Murff

[Lake Huron]

That's a good one!!!

[Grumpy]

Oh that's