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On a lighter note.....
Yesterday my daughter messaged me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. (Talking about my "doing-something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.) Apparently sitting around, smoking grass and sipping some wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.
She is "only thinking of me," she responded and suggested I go down to the Senior Citizens Community Center and hang out with the guys. So, I did and when I got home I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her a message saying that I had joined the Seniors Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 69-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a membership card and I e-mailed a copy to her. Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!" The line went dead. Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.
Murff
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