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Old 10-20-2017, 09:49 PM   #1
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Mens Help Line

You have
reached the 'Men's Help Line.' My name is Don. How can I help
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"Hi Don,
I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected
for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know,
just the usual signs; The phone rings and when I answer, the
caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I
usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home,
but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight, I
woke up and she was not home. So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for
her.




"When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse,
then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It
was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed
a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that
something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole
bracket?"

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Old 10-21-2017, 09:06 AM   #2
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OMG! Still laughing!
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Old 10-21-2017, 09:10 AM   #3
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Thanks Murff! Now I have to put my shirt in the laundry...there is now coffee stains on it!
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Old 10-21-2017, 10:54 AM   #4
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Too funny
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Old 10-21-2017, 12:12 PM   #5
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What? Sounded like a reasonable question to me.
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Old 10-21-2017, 03:01 PM   #6
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Shows how a man thinks and what his priority's are. Maybe why she was cheating in the first place lol
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Old 10-23-2017, 10:28 PM   #7
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Old 11-21-2017, 10:10 AM   #8
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Now, That's Funny!!!
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Old 11-21-2017, 10:40 AM   #9
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At first I thought it was about a man tasked to cook his first turkey
But it was way more funny!
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:38 PM   #10
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How can anyone help this poor guy when we don't know what kind of motor he has!
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