New Alarm system

[Rustybux]

The older we get the wiser we become ...


We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our candy-*** Neighborhood Watch. Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard ... One at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center.
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and we're saving $49.95 a month.

[THE MEEKER]

As "Whitey" would say in Adam Sandler's "Eight Crazy Nights", that's a Technical Foul!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbGuFn4nUqE

[Tex1961]

LOL
reading that is like watching a wreck, you don't want to but you just can't help not.

[skijlw]

Perfect!!

[TexasRT]

ha, that's good.