New Guy

[Murff]

The old man who dispensed wisdom to his tribe passed away so they had to get a new guy.

That autumn the Indians asked the new guy what they should do to prepare for Winter. The new guy remembered what the old man said every Autumn and told the Indians, "Cut firewood" so off they went.

The new guy had second thoughts so he called the newspaper and asked
"Is it going to be a cold Winter?" He was told, "It's going to be a really cold Winter"

The Indians returned and asked the new guy "What should we do next?"

The new guy answered "Cut more wood. It's going to be a really cold Winter!"
So they left again. Chain saws gassed and fresh bar oil.

The new guy, worried since the tribe depended on him logged on to the Weather Channel and asked, "Is it going to be a really really cold Winter?"

"It's going to be a really really really cold Winter," they told him.

When the Indians returned he told them
"Cut more wood! It's going to be a really really really cold Winter!"

So off they went after resharpening their chainsaws

Once again the new guy was worried, so he called the National Weather Service and asked the meteorologist
"Is this going to be a really really really cold Winter?

The meteorologist said This is going to be the coldest Winter ever."

"Wow!" The new guy asked him "How do you know?"

"Because the Indians have been cutting an unbelievably huge amount of firewood!" The meteorologist replied.

Murff