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Old 07-01-2019, 05:52 PM   #1
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“Old Is When”

· "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

· "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

· "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

· "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

· "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

· "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

· "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.


· "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee.
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I am laughing so hard my eyes are watering. Outstanding!!!!!

The sad part is that it is a true story.
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