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02-17-2016, 08:58 AM
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old people
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it. I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.
This is what happens when old people start using technology.
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02-17-2016, 09:08 AM
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LOL! You made me laugh like crazy...that's a good one Seann.
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02-17-2016, 10:21 AM
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02-17-2016, 10:41 AM
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Seann had me laughing out loud... Too funny.
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02-17-2016, 10:53 AM
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Sean, can't go into a Starbuck's now without looking for someone like me - wearing earbuds!
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02-17-2016, 11:06 AM
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 Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!
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02-17-2016, 11:27 AM
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That was great!
We were sitting in the White Spot for Lunch, after visiting my Husband in the Hospital
There was a guy sitting at the bar, He Lifted his Butt and let go this loud fart, We just looked at each other( did he just do that) we just laughed
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02-17-2016, 02:31 PM
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I have issues with us seniors not wanting to pay taxes for schools. Someone else paid taxes to pay for our education, now it's our turn to pay it forward.
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02-17-2016, 03:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Fitzgerald
I have issues with us seniors not wanting to pay taxes for schools. Someone else paid taxes to pay for our education, now it's our turn to pay it forward.
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I have! My last child graduated in 1999 and currently I pay school taxes on two homes to two different school districts with no student enrolled in either one of them.
Talk about a double whammy. In all fairness, this should not be happening. It should be like local wage tax. You only pay it to one municipality or the other.
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02-17-2016, 03:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by annie oakly
That was great!
We were sitting in the White Spot for Lunch, after visiting my Husband in the Hospital
There was a guy sitting at the bar, He Lifted his Butt and let go this loud fart, We just looked at each other( did he just do that) we just laughed
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My DW has a story of a guy who did just that... during a job interview.
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02-17-2016, 05:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Seann45
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it. I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.
This is what happens when old people start using technology.
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You Sir.... Have real talent!!
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02-17-2016, 06:38 PM
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Seann45, you made me laugh out loud with that story. Too funny! 
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02-17-2016, 06:45 PM
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This is hilarious!!!!
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02-17-2016, 06:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Fitzgerald
I have issues with us seniors not wanting to pay taxes for schools. Someone else paid taxes to pay for our education, now it's our turn to pay it forward.
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????????????
Murff
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02-17-2016, 07:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FPM III
I have! My last child graduated in 1999 and currently I pay school taxes on two homes to two different school districts with no student enrolled in either one of them.
Talk about a double whammy. In all fairness, this should not be happening. It should be like local wage tax. You only pay it to one municipality or the other.
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How does a fart joke turn to politics??
Murff
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02-17-2016, 07:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murff
How does a fart joke turn to politics??
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They both smell. 
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02-17-2016, 07:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murff
How does a fart joke turn to politics??
Murff
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My link about Sun City.
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02-17-2016, 07:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Seann45
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it. I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.
This is what happens when old people start using technology.
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Be happy it really was a fart and not.....umm.. more http://www.jaycoowners.com/forums/im...s/facepalm.gif
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