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Old 12-30-2020, 08:26 PM   #1
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A woman goes to the local pet store looking for a pet. She tells the store owner she wants somethin unusual. He suggests a parrot. The woman looks at what he has and asks, "your birds are expensive. Do you have one a little cheaper?"

He replies, "yes, but he came from a house of ill repute and his vocabulary is a bit, let's say, salty."

The woman asks to see the bird. The owner takes her into the back room and pulls the cover off of the parrot's cage. He looks around and says, "aw-awk, new madam!"

The woman asks how much for this parrot and is happy with the price. She pays for the parrot, his cage is covered and the woman takes the parrot to it's new home.

Once inside the house, the woman uncovers the bird. He looks around and says, "Aw-awk! New madam, new house!" The woman just smiles.

An hour or so later, the woman's two daughters arrive home from school. The parrot sees them and yells, "Aw-Awk, new madam, new house, new girls!"

The daughters ask what that was about and the mom explains it to the two girls. Just as finishes her story, her husband enters the house.

The parrot seeing him squawks, "Aw-Awk, new madam, new house, new girls! Hi Bob!"


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Old 12-31-2020, 07:53 AM   #3
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A woman goes to the pet store to shop, when she gets to the door a parrot was at the entrance sitting on a perch and says to the woman, Hey lady! She says What? Parrot says you are the ugliest woman I have ever seen! The woman got very angry and went to the store keeper and told him what happened, He says, I'll take care of that parrot. He rolled up a newspaper and swatted that parrot good and says, don't you ever say that again! The lady thanked him and left. A few days later she decided to go back to the pet store again. There was the parrot sitting on his perch, He said Hey Lady! She said what? Parrot said, You Know!
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Murff, thanks for giving us a smile as we kick this crummy year out the door!
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