Planning for your demise
An elderly couple were sitting on their couch, watching a TV program about planning for one's eventual demise. Turning to his spouse, he said "Honey, if I ever get to the point of relying on machines and bottled fluids to keep me alive, I want you to pull the plug and end it for me".
The DW quickly replied "No problem, honey", then rose off the couch, turned off the television, and poured his beer down the drain.
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2003 Ford F-350 V-10 Crew Cab 4WD Long Bed
2004 Jayco Designer Medallion 29 RLTS 5th wheel
Bill, Gayle, Teddy (Jack Russell terrier), and Honey (Beagle)
Retired at last !
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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