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Old 07-13-2009, 08:40 AM   #1
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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER
MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . .
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'



'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'



'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.



Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you

ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.



'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful

lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have

saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'



'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'



'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Isn't nobody under there now !!!'



SCREW THOSE SHRINKS... GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!
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